The Sleeping Warrior – watches too much Law & Order

Posted: November 14, 2014 in 2 Star Reviews, Fantasy, Fiction
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2 of 5 Sleepy Stars – The Sleeping Warrior by Sara Bain.

This book is just a really bad Law & Order episode. And I fucking hate Law & Order. Can’t stand that stupid show. This book does have some supernatural elements, but still, it’s mostly procedural bullshit.

The book starts like this: some guy shows up at a police station in London, looking like a bum, smelling like a bum, and pretty much ruining everyone’s day. So, this lawyer chick comes to the rescue, at like 2 AM in the morning. Who needs a lawyer at 2 AM? Nobody does.

The lawyer chick finds out that this bum that’s been thrown in the drunk tank is very special. He’s like some ancient immortal warrior or some shit, who’s looking for some stone that will destroy the world if it’s not dealt with.

Okay… Who the fuck cares? It’s like this whole book is some plot point that somebody pulled out of their ass, while tripping balls on acid. Or maybe it’s from a dream, after a long night of partying with cheap scotch. Who the fuck knows. All I know is, it fucking sucks.

Don’t get me wrong, it’s written very well. I’m sure some people would love this book. It’s got romance, intrigue, mystery, suspense… I mean, if you like Law & Order, you’ll probably love this goddamn book. It just wasn’t my cup of tea.

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