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3 of 5 Stupid-Cunt Stars – Desert Places by Blake Crouch.

A moderately sick and twisted book. Full of twists and turns of the knife. Most of it was decent serial killer horror. It kept me guessing until the end. Never knew who was going to get tortured and killed next.

That being said, the main character, Andrew, who narrates the book, is the most boring cunt there is. Throughout the entire book, I was rooting for someone to fucking stab him in his stupid goddamn cunt. Somebody please shut this guy’s whore mouth.

Seriously. Andrew is a stuck-up little girly boy who deserves all the pain and anguish that he gets. Actually more. They should have tortured him more.

But no. He always gets away. Goddamnit to hell. I mean how hard is it to kill one guy? He’s a writer, not a fucking super hero. And the bad guys in this book are just total monsters. They kill people for no fucking reason. All the time.

So why’s it so hard to kill Andrew? Sure, he’s the brother to one of the bad guys. And the bad brother wants to mentally torment poor Andrew. But really, where’s the fun in that? Just shoot him in the fucking face.

So fuck Andrew in his stuck-up, tight butthole. Because he’s boring. In fiction, that’s the worst sin of all.

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  1. gegrizzle says:

    I really should have edited this, before I published it. The first draft was kind of stupid. DOH!

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  2. thewolfofstarbucks says:

    I nominated you for the One Lovely Blog Award. Happy New Year!
    http://thewolfofstarbucks.wordpress.com/2015/01/01/one-lovely-blog-award-part-2/

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  3. gegrizzle says:

    Thanks! And a happy new year to you as well. 🙂

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