The Girl on the Train – is a drunken whore

Posted: February 19, 2015 in 2 Star Reviews, Fiction
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2 of 5 Gone-Girl-On-A-Train Stars – The Girl on the Train by Paula Hawkins.

This book is just a goddamn soap opera. This chick banged that dude. That dude cheated with that whore. And OMG two chicks are doing it. Sweet.

But then comes the revenge. Everyone has to get revenge, right? Some guy finds out his wife is cheating, so he starts banging some other chick. But of course that chick is married too. So her husband goes out and bangs yet another chick. And so begins the endless cycle of revenge fucks.

This book is about an ugly fat bitch who rides the train every day, and sees people living their perfect lives, in their perfect little neighborhood. After a while, she gets tired of being a spectator, and inserts herself into the perfect people’s lives. She pretends to be the wife’s friend, or something.

Then some guy gets sick and tired of his cheating whore of a wife. That bitch just can’t see reason, man. She just won’t shut the fuck up. On and on with the nagging. So he bashes her head in with a rock, as you do. And then the fun begins…

After the head bashing, this book turns into a cheap rip-off of Gone Girl. Because the dude’s wife goes missing, and of course he’s their prime suspect. But wait, maybe she’s not missing at all. Maybe she’s just sick and tired of this sociopath asshole, and ran off, or something. Yeah, ya think? Maybe.

Then there’s some shit about someone’s unwanted baby that they buried at the beach. Because babies are fucking annoying. All that goddamn screaming! Shut up, you stupid cunt baby! I’m trying to jack it to some lezbo porn here, and you’re just ruining the mood.

In the end, I don’t understand why this book is so popular. They’ll probably make it into a goddamn movie, just like fucking Gone Girl. I don’t know why, because it’s pretty much the same goddamn story. Only with more cheating cunts and asshole husbands. Okay, wait… I might actually watch that.

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Comments
  1. greendahlias says:

    Your review sounds better than the book

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Anne says:

    I agree with the person who said your review sounds better than the book. You, sir, are entertaining!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Reading this made my day. I still don’t see what all the hype was about Gone Girl. I did not even read the book because i knew they were gonna make it into a movie which I was not paying money to watch. I don’t know what it is about books that have cheating cunts(your words) that sell books. lol

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    • gegrizzle says:

      Well, at least the 2nd half of Gone Girl was worth reading. None of this book is worth reading. And yea, I don’t know what it is about stupid cunt characters that makes people buy books. I just don’t get it.

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  4. Joanna says:

    I had this on my to read list, but then I saw the comparisons to Gone Girl and thought twice. Reading your review is making me cross it right off and save myself the money and time!

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