Breakup – finally, it’s over

Posted: April 5, 2015 in 2 Star Reviews, Fiction
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2 of 5 Hardcore-Anal Stars – Breakup by Grace Kagni.

I fucking hated this book. It’s filled with so much bullshit romance garbage, I wanted to puke. That is, until I came (heh, I came) across the hardcore anal sex. Then, I was all like, hmmmmm… I could get into this book.

Because it seemed like the sex scenes were not written for women. They must have been written for men. Because, come on… How many women fantasize about anal sex? And how many of those women also fantasize about giving head? Not too many, I’d think.

What we’re talking about here is a female unicorn. A woman who can easily climax multiple times, just from having a cock in her mouth. Or a dick in her ass. Multiple orgasms. Yeah, sure. If you ever find one of these unicorn girls, put a ring on that finger, man. Because it doesn’t get any better than that.

But, see what I’m saying? I have to assume that the target audience for this book is women, because shit man, you don’t see many guys at the airport reading romance novels. Well, maybe they would, if there was something on the cover that said, “Hardcore Anal Sex Scenes!” I mean, I’d read that shit, sure.

But why would a woman read it? It doesn’t make any fucking sense to me. Sure, the story is about a couple rich guys fighting over a plain girl who cleans toilets and washes dishes for a living. It’s a pretty standard romance tale.

So, I understand why women would want to read about that shit. All the actual romance is definitely written for women. But the sex? No way, man. That shit is straight-up porn. And sure, women like porn just as much as men do, but they don’t want to read about hardcore anal sex.

Or am I wrong? Somebody please correct me here. Do women really want to read about giving head and swallowing huge loads of jizz? Does that really get them off? I’m so confused right now.

In the end, I hated this book because the story was so fucking stupid. It’s just a simple, pointless story. And the characters were pure cardboard. No substance to them at all. And there were no surprises. Everything was way too predictable. So yeah, fuck this book.

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Comments
  1. jessmbaum says:

    Oh honey, there is a world of women who enjoy anal. It’s a lot of fun if done right, and so is giving head. Now I actually kind of want to read this. haha

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    • gegrizzle says:

      Goddamnit, Jess. Now I’m going to have to stalk you. Because I can’t stop thinking about how hot and sexy you are. And because I’ve always wanted my very own unicorn. I’ll keep you in a cage in the basement, with all my other fictional creatures. 🙂

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  2. Only if it’s two guys LOL

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    • gegrizzle says:

      Heh. My wife and I had a threesome once, with one of her girlfriends. That was no fun at all. Just them getting it on and me waiting my turn. It was torture.

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  3. gegrizzle says:

    OMG I’ve found a female unicorn! Schweet! 🙂

    Like

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