Request a Review

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If you’d like your book reviewed, please email a copy to gecizzle@gmail.com. I’d prefer a mobi copy, if you have it. If not, just send what you have, because I can convert pretty much any format. If you have any questions about the process, feel free to send your questions to that email as well. Or, you can just leave a comment below, and I’ll usually respond the same day.

If you are crazy enough to want me to review your book, here are some things you should know: all my reviews are brutally honest. I don’t pull any punches. If your book sucks donkey balls, I’ll let you and the whole world know just how much it sucks. Of course, if your book is awesome, I’ll let you and the whole world know just how awesome it is.

Whenever I post a review to this blog, it also gets posted to several other sites: amazon, goodreads, twitter, tumblr, and facebook. But I always have to edit my reviews for stupid fucking amazon, because they don’t allow any kind of profanity. I mean, come on. What’s the big fucking deal with that shit? Anyway, I digress…

Once I receive your book, I usually finish reading and reviewing it within a week. Sometimes even sooner, depending on my current queue. I read and review several books per week, so if my review queue is short, you could see a review of your book the next day.

The only thing I ask in return, is that you consider downloading my book. However, this is not a requirement to get a review. And it isn’t some kind of book review swap, because I don’t need any more reviews for my book. Because my book is fucking awesome, and everyone knows it. And don’t think for one second that you will get a better review because you bought my book. My integrity is not for sale. My book, however, is for sale. 😛

Comments
  1. Glenn, I read your review of Simon Pastor and Peter Dakon’s subsequent blog in praise of your forthright, to the bone, reviews. I’m sending you a copy of Tito’s Dead, my recent novel.

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  2. gegrizzle says:

    Just received it. Will give it a read tonight. May even have a review up for you by tomorrow.

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  3. I might have a death wish, but I am sending you a copy of my latest novel in mobi format. No, it’s not a death wish. I like your movie reviews and I want to know what you think of the book.

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  4. gegrizzle says:

    Just received it. Will read and review it tonight. 🙂

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  5. James Young says:

    Glenn,

    I’d like to roll the dice and tempt fate by sending you my books _Acts of War_ and _An Unproven Concept_. They’ll come as Epub, as I’m still fighting with Calibre.

    V/R,

    James

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  6. Do you review short stories or collections of short stories? Thanks,

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  7. Angel Chadwick says:

    Hello, Glenn I do not have a death wish. I just prefer brutal honesty because that’s what I am and what you will see in my writing. I was wondering if you’d review my nonfiction-memoir poetry book. I don’t have a mobi format but, I can send you a pdf copy of my published book. Let me know if you’re interested.

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  8. Heyup, thanks for following my WordPress site. Can I send you my fiction? It’s a sciFi short story collection I’m about to publish, and was wondering if you’d be interested in reviewing it?

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  9. gegrizzle says:

    Yes, I got it. Thank you. I have 9 other books to read/review before yours, but I’ll get to it. I go through a book each day, so it won’t take long.

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  10. Thanks, I’m looking forward to it!

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  11. Hi Glenn, I sent you a copy of my thriller THE HEALER. Looking forward to your verdict!

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    • gegrizzle says:

      Cool. I’ll get started on yours as soon as I can. I’ve got a couple books in my queue ahead of yours, but I’ll get to it in the next couple days. I read/review at least 1 book per day.

      And, I’m not a first-come-first-serve kind of guy. I flip through the first few pages of every book, and end up reading the best of the bunch first. So if your book is awesome, I may post a review tomorrow. You never know. 🙂

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  12. Perfect. Have a great day reading 🙂

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