Request a Review

If you’d like your book reviewed, please email a copy to gecizzle@gmail.com. I’d prefer a mobi copy, if you have it. If not, just send what you have, because I can convert pretty much any format. If you have any questions about the process, feel free to send your questions to that email as well. Or, you can just leave a comment below, and I’ll usually respond the same day.

If you are crazy enough to want me to review your book, here are some things you should know: all my reviews are brutally honest. I don’t pull any punches. If your book sucks donkey balls, I’ll let you and the whole world know just how much it sucks. Of course, if your book is awesome, I’ll let you and the whole world know just how awesome it is.

Whenever I post a review to this blog, it also gets posted to several other sites: amazon, goodreads, twitter, tumblr, and facebook. But I always have to edit my reviews for stupid fucking amazon, because they don’t allow any kind of profanity. I mean, come on. What’s the big fucking deal with that shit? Anyway, I digress…

Once I receive your book, I usually finish reading and reviewing it within a week. Sometimes even sooner, depending on my current queue. I read and review several books per week, so if my review queue is short, you could see a review of your book the next day.

The only thing I ask in return, is that you consider downloading my book. However, this is not a requirement to get a review. And it isn’t some kind of book review swap, because I don’t need any more reviews for my book. Because my book is fucking awesome, and everyone knows it. And don’t think for one second that you will get a better review because you bought my book. My integrity is not for sale. My book, however, is for sale. 😛