Stars Breakdown

1 Star Review – I fucking hate this book. I want to gather every copy, and burn them all. Then, I want to get a rocket launcher, and blow up the publisher’s offices. You know, just to be sure they get my point.

2 Star Review – I don’t like this book. It’s bad. I want to take the author, and slap them across the face with their stupid book. It should be better, goddamnit.

3 Star Review – This book wasn’t bad. I mean, it wasn’t good either, but it wasn’t really that bad. It could have been much better. But, I still kind of enjoyed reading it. I don’t regret it, at least.

4 Star Review – I really liked this book. It was awesome. I might even be tempted to buy the next book from this author. But still, it could have been better. There’s still at least one little thing that I didn’t like.

5 Star Review – Oh My God! This book was fucking awesome! Wow. Just wow. I can’t rave about this book enough, because it’s just fucking perfect. No flaws, whatsoever. Seriously. I want to make love to this book, by candlelight. I don’t want to fuck it. I want to make love to it, smooth and silky like. Damn. I’m totally gay for this book.