1 of 5 Fucking-Bullshit Stars – Bimbos of the Death Sun by Sharyn McCrumb.
I read this book, hoping for bimbos. Because, goddamnit, there’s fucking bimbos right there in the goddamn title. So, you’d think there would be plenty of skanky-ass bimbos in this book. But no.
Don’t get your hopes up. There are absolutely NO bimbos in this fucking book. Not one. I mean, unless you count geeky fangirls as bimbos, which I certainly don’t.
I mean, come on… We all know what bimbos are. They’re hot, big-breasted women, who are dumber than a box of rocks. If they’re smart, they’re not bimbos. If they got itty-bitty titties, they’re not bimbos, goddamnit.
More to the point, this book isn’t even ABOUT bimbos. Or even a motherfucking ‘Death Sun’, for that matter. It’s a goddamn murder mystery. Set in and around a fucking comic con.
It seemed like this book was just an excuse for the author to make fun of sci-fi and fantasy fans. Because that’s really what this book is. It’s about how fucking pathetic those fans are, sitting in their mom’s basement, eating cheetos, and getting fatter by the minute.
Of course it doesn’t just make fun of the fat-ass guys, it also makes fun of the fangirls who write pathetic fan fiction, and would do anything to just be seen with an author. I mean, anything.
Come on, man. Don’t bash those poor girls. The world needs fangirls who just happen to be total sluts. Without them groupies, what’s the point in writing fantasy and sci-fi? To get rich? Please. Those books don’t sell.
Maybe that’s why this skank author decided to write this book. Because she was sick and tired of watching her fellow authors get panties thrown in their faces. Awww, you poor dear. Eat a bag of dicks, you stupid cunt.
This author needs a good deep-dicking. So, to all you dirty dogs out there… The next time you’re at a comic con, wipe those cheeto crumbs off your shirt and throw that nasty never-been-washed jock strap in this bitch’s face. Maybe you’ll get lucky.
Glenn Hates Books 
He’s back. 🙂 Nice one Glenn. I hope Sharyn author never reads it, but I laughed. A lot.
Pete
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Heh. I hope she does read it. Maybe next time she’ll put some real bimbos in her books! lolz
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Just so I understand your criteria… do you ever give ZERO stars? This one might be deserving unless you are waiting for that extra special book?? Good to see you back in form. You must have been ‘off’ a little on that last one 🙂
By the way… surely you aren’t reading a book every day??
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No, I’ve never given 0 stars. But yes, this one would deserve that. And I wasn’t ‘off’ on the last one, lolz. I don’t hate books, I just hate bad books. Unfortunately, most books fall in the bad category. In fact, the book I have planned for tomorrow will get 5 stars. It was just that good. And yes, I read at least one book per day.
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Looking forward to the review!
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I remember reading a vampire book that had nymphos in the title, thinking, ooh, an exotic vampire book, yes please. But it had nothing. No sex. At all. Lol big downer. 🙂
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Tell me about it… Fucking pisses me off so much. Is it too much to ask to get some motherfucking porn? Damn. 😛
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Lolololololol hilarious. GET DOWN ALREADY!! SWEATY, AND NASTY ALL IN ONE ORGASMIC PACKAGE. 😈😈😈😈
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Reblogged this on Glenn Hates Books and commented:
—— Seriously, is it really that hard to put some goddamn bimbos in a book about bimbos? Damn.
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